Desktop mini-game guide

Waste w/ Lazers

This is the site's playful desktop challenge, hidden in plain sight rather than required for normal progression. Guide the poo through the moving safe space and avoid the lasers.

How it works

Objective	Stay clear of the laser line as the challenge speeds up.
Controls	Use a mouse on a desktop browser to grab, move and release the poo.
Best tip	Move with the gap instead of waiting for it to reach you. Short controlled drags are safer than one big fling.

Waste w/ Lazers is intentionally not enabled in Lite Mode or on touch-only devices because the mouse drag is part of the challenge. The main game remains fully playable without it.