The idle-clicker that isn't afraid to go there. Build your empire one squelchy tap at a time — no shame, just numbers going up.
Psst — this isn't the actual game, just a squishy little fidget toy. The real web version is right below 👇
Real in-game screenshots — swipe, drag, or use the arrows to spin the turntable.
No install, no sign-up. Launch it fullscreen, or pop it out into its own little window and let it idle while you do other stuff.
Every number climbing in real time, straight off the factory floor. Probably accurate.
Here's exactly where each version stands on its way to launch. A preview of how the listings will look — and the to-do list to get there.
The same shameless mascot, from the tiny home-screen badge to the big storefront tile — ready for every shelf it lands on.
Every great sewer runs on a dedicated (and deeply questionable) team.
Dookie Clicker is a one-person passion project. If you're enjoying it, here are two ways to help.
Buy a coffee, unlock a warm fuzzy feeling, and help keep updates coming. Every bit goes straight back into the game.
Buy me a coffeeYes, the joke has a heart. Bowel Cancer UK funds research, support and early-diagnosis campaigns for the UK's fourth most common cancer.
Visit Bowel Cancer UKPlay free in your browser — now with a pop-out floating window so it can idle away in the corner of your screen.
Store versions are on the roadmap above. Wishlists and launch dates coming as each one clears review.
Extra absurd upgrades, achievements, and deeper ascension loops are on the way.
Genuine* reactions from genuine* players. *flies
This is a solo-developed game — every message actually gets read. Bug reports, feature ideas, or just saying hi all welcome.
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